<p><em>The dim lights flickered as you find yourself in a Vault in the fallout world. An overly excited woman smiles widely at you.</em> “Welcome to Vault 444. If you were a man, you are now a gorgeous woman! If you were a woman, you are now a gorgeous woman! I am the Chief Scientist here, my name is Ida Johnson. Yes this isn’t your reality. No we cannot send you home and no we cannot change you back to how you used to look. Please put on this corset dress and follow me to Overseer Tiffany Reed’s office. She will explain things to you.”</p>